Behold! The 2024 Kinetic Grandchampionship poster, as designed by Amelia Schoch.

Are you ready to enter the spotlight and claim your place in Kinetic Royalty? Don your most glittery and outrageous attire, summon your inner eccentric, and join us for a night of pure Rutabaga glory at the 2024 Rutabaga Ball!

Kinetic Universe is looking for a poster artist, aged 6-17, for the 2024 Kinetic Classic.

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It is all systems go and we are diligently working on preparations. While we cannot control all circumstances associated with COVID, we are seeking guidance from public health professionals on the best way to host the race responsibly.