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2024 KGC Poster

Behold! The 2024 Kinetic Grandchampionship poster, as designed by Amelia Schoch.

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2024 Rutabaga Ball

Are you ready to enter the spotlight and claim your place in Kinetic Royalty? Don your most glittery and outrageous attire, summon your inner eccentric, and join us for a night of pure Rutabaga glory at the 2024 Rutabaga Ball!

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Membership Program

Support Kinetic Universe and get some awesome member perks. Your monthly contribution supports Kinetic Universe's existing programming, including the Kinetic Grand Championship, the Kinetic Classic, and the Rutabaga Ball, and provides the reliable income we need in order to grow.

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Historic Results

The ultimate list of mostly accurate race results you’ll find anywhere on the site! Can you help fill in the gaps? See something wrong with the data listed here? Send Jen-O an email and let her know.

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2022 Update

It is all systems go and we are diligently working on preparations. While we cannot control all circumstances associated with COVID, we are seeking guidance from public health professionals on the best way to host the race responsibly.

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2021 Annual Report

A summary of Kinetic Universe's board activities, committee work and financial health in 2021, plus goals for 2022*

*AKA the business that is done in order to spread maximum glory.

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Focusing on 2022 Race, Kinetic Universe Will Close the Museum

Kinetic Universe was formed as an organization to sponsor the Kinetic Grand Championship race. It takes the monumental effort of many people to bring this beloved signature event to fruition. It also takes money, which has proven to be increasingly difficult to raise…

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